Hank: “And there you have it, the squire spirit of Halloween lives. We sure did get our monies worth.”
Duke: “Sorry for not cooperating, Hank. I’m a little shell shocked at the moment.”
“What did you think of Si—”
“You promised you wouldn’t say it.”
“Its just an attraction, Duke.”
“That’s what you think, but imagine how I feel—nurses waking up right before my eyes, triangle heads chasing me down halls and little girls glowing behind chalk boards; she wasn’t so nice after all.”
“Halloween is alive and well it seems, which is precisely my point.”
“Where’s a point?”
“That Halloween is alive and well.”
“Lallowheen is live and swell, that’s not what I think.”
“Do you disagree with a man whose face is leather?”
“Whose feathered case?”
“That chainsaw wheeling bigot.”
“Him, well, I think he is a meanie. I didn’t like the way his face slanted.”
“I warned you about calling him Saw.”
“But, I could tell in his cheeks that he liked it. Why did they eat people?”
“Because some are like that.”
“All in all, great show. I hope we never do that one again.”
“Do cover your ears to the bloodcurdling screams of one young lady who had her cereal urinated on this past morning. If you frequent Southern California, make it a point to check out Universal Studios Hollywood during the month of October. It is quite the time.”
“You can say that again, or maybe I can—you can say that again, or maybe I can—you can say that again—”
Hank and Duke recap Halloween Horror Nights 2012
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Hank: “And there you have it, the squire spirit of Halloween lives. We sure did get our monies worth.”
Duke: “Sorry for not cooperating, Hank. I’m a little shell shocked at the moment.”
“What did you think of Si—”
“You promised you wouldn’t say it.”
“Its just an attraction, Duke.”
“That’s what you think, but imagine how I feel—nurses waking up right before my eyes, triangle heads chasing me down halls and little girls glowing behind chalk boards; she wasn’t so nice after all.”
“Halloween is alive and well it seems, which is precisely my point.”
“Where’s a point?”
“That Halloween is alive and well.”
“Lallowheen is live and swell, that’s not what I think.”
“Do you disagree with a man whose face is leather?”
“Whose feathered case?”
“That chainsaw wheeling bigot.”
“Him, well, I think he is a meanie. I didn’t like the way his face slanted.”
“I warned you about calling him Saw.”
“But, I could tell in his cheeks that he liked it. Why did they eat people?”
“Because some are like that.”
“All in all, great show. I hope we never do that one again.”
“Do cover your ears to the bloodcurdling screams of one young lady who had her cereal urinated on this past morning. If you frequent Southern California, make it a point to check out Universal Studios Hollywood during the month of October. It is quite the time.”
“You can say that again, or maybe I can—you can say that again, or maybe I can—you can say that again—”
“Stop it, Duke.”
“Sorry Charlie, but I don’t talk to strangers.”